*WARNING: CONTAINS SPOILERS!*
Okay, so this isn’t a credible movie review because I would only rant about how incredibly amazingly wonderfully PERFECT the movie is. I can say with absolute certainty that it is mankind’s greatest achievement yet. I have all these feelings stirring up inside me, and I won’t rest until I
implode get them all out. If that’s even possible. Since there are no words for what I’m feeling, I will use GIFs instead, for I find them entertaining as hell, and hey, who doesn’t want moving pictures?
Taking a bath/Dressing up:
Leaving my house:
Lining up for tickets:
Getting into our seats:
Marvel logo shows up:
Clint Barton gets hypnotized:
Iron Man saves Captain America’s butt from Loki:
*sudden thunder and lightning storm*:
Epic Iron Man and Thor battle scene + the impact of Mjolnir and Captain’s shield:
Thor: Loki is a god and he’s still my brother!
Natasha: Your brother killed eighty million people within two days.
Thor: … He’s adopted.
Steve Rogers: Big man, in a suit of armour… take that away, what are you?
Tony Stark: Uh… genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist…
When Phil died:
Agent Phil’s trading cards and his love for the Avengers:
Hawkeye finally wakes up from being mindfucked/The master assassins’ reunion:
“Are you an alien?”/Epic naked scene with Bruce Banner:
The headcount scene:
Avengers Assemble epic scene:
“Let’s go, Legolas.”:
Loki: STOP! I am a God! I will not be bullied by a—
*The Hulk proceeds to knock Loki around like a rag doll*
Hulk: Puny god
Every time there is a Jeremy Renner/Hawkeye/Clint Barton scene:
Tony carries the stupid missile:
Natasha closes the portal:
Tony drops down from the sky:
Hulk saves him:
Tony lying on the ground, unconscious:
“Please tell me no one kissed me.”:
Tony and his obsession to eat Shawarma:
That letter ‘A’ in the end:
Exiting the cinemas:
Now, can they please make a movie with The Avengers, X-Men, Fantastic 4, and all the other superheroes, like Ant Man, Wasp, Giant Man, etc. because that would be the greatest thing in the world.