I can’t remember feels. Avengers has killed me.

*WARNING: CONTAINS SPOILERS!*

Okay, so this isn’t a credible movie review because I would only rant about how incredibly amazingly wonderfully PERFECT the movie is. I can say with absolute certainty that it is mankind’s greatest achievement yet. I have all these feelings stirring up inside me, and I won’t rest until I implode get them all out. If that’s even possible. Since there are no words for what I’m feeling, I will use GIFs instead, for I find them entertaining as hell, and hey, who doesn’t want moving pictures?

Taking a bath/Dressing up:

 Leaving my house:

Lining up for tickets:

Getting into our seats:

Trailers:

Marvel logo shows up:

Clint Barton gets hypnotized:

Iron Man saves Captain America’s butt from Loki:

*sudden thunder and lightning storm*:

It’sThorIt’sThorIt’sThorIt’sThorIt’sThor

Epic Iron Man and Thor battle scene + the impact of Mjolnir and Captain’s shield:

Thor: Loki is a god and he’s still my brother!
Natasha: Your brother killed eighty million people within two days.
Thor: … He’s adopted.

Steve Rogers: Big man, in a suit of armour… take that away, what are you?
Tony Stark: Uh… genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist…

When Phil died:

Agent Phil’s trading cards and his love for the Avengers:

Hawkeye finally wakes up from being mindfucked/The master assassins’ reunion: 

“Are you an alien?”/Epic naked scene with Bruce Banner:

 The headcount scene:

Avengers Assemble epic scene:

Let’s go, Legolas.”:

“Hulk, SMASH.”

Arrogant police: “And why should we take orders from you?!”
-Epic Captain America vs. aliens battle scene-

Loki: STOP! I am a God! I will not be bullied by a—
*The Hulk proceeds to knock Loki around like a rag doll*
Hulk: Puny god

Every time there is a Jeremy Renner/Hawkeye/Clint Barton scene:

Tony carries the stupid missile:

“Call: Failed”:

Natasha closes the portal:

Tony drops down from the sky: 

Hulk saves him:

Tony lying on the ground, unconscious:

Hulk roars:

“Please tell me no one kissed me.”:

Tony and his obsession to eat Shawarma:

That letter ‘A’ in the end:

End credits:

Post-credits scene:

Exiting the cinemas:

Joss Whedon:

Now, can they please make a movie with The Avengers, X-Men, Fantastic 4, and all the other superheroes, like Ant Man, Wasp, Giant Man, etc. because that would be the greatest thing in the world.

We’re not a team. We’re a time-bomb!

I just got home from a movie date with my boyfriend!  I hope you’re all prepared for a bombard of The Avengers-related posts!!! So if you haven’t watched the movie, don’t worry. This post has no spoilers, I promise you!

So my boyfriend and I agreed on a “race” wherein the last one to arrive at the cinemas would get to treat the other ice cream. Cito, being the lazy asswipe he is, was the loser of our little game! Ha! In your face! 😛 ❤

So while waiting, I decided to treat myself to some Okinawa Basic Milk Tea from Infinitea. Since they don’t have egg pudding, I opted for no add-ons. Ugh, I hate pearls. Notice my shirt. *wink wink* (See post here)

When he arrived, we bought our tickets for the next show time! I called the cinemas beforehand and asked if a lot of people are going to be watching. Thankfully, the clerk told me that only a few were there. So we were lucky to get really decent seats!

First off, I apologize for the lousy shot. We were already in the cinemas when I forgot that we hadn’t taken any food shots! *face palm* This family-sized nacho salad is from our favorite movie-snack restaurant, Southern Flavors. Their quesadillas ARE TO DIE FOR. Trust me on this one!! ❤

After the movie, I felt fat after eating those nachos (and some of his french fries) so we opted for something healthy for dessert! Californiaberry nonfat frozen yogurt was definitely the way to go. Crushed grahams and fruit all the way!

Non-relevant: We saw this amazing book at Powerbooks while strolling around the mall! It’s the classic story of Pride and Prejudice – zombified! Being a total dork, I am definitely buying this the next time we hit the mall. Hilarious! 😀

I asked him to buy me cotton candy instead of ice cream. I adore the Barbie sticker! ❤

I am sooooo glad I have a wonderful boyfriend to share life’s sweet blessings with! He instantly turned gay the moment the movie started!! ❤

Read my movie review here!

❤ Cae

I still believe in heroes. -Nick Fury

Tony Stark (Iron Man): Let’s do a headcount: Your brother, the demigod; a super-soldier, a living legend who actually lives up to the legend; a man with breathtaking anger management issues; a couple of master assassins; and you’ve managed to piss off every single one of us. 

I don’t know why, but I freakin’ love this quote from the movie trailer!!!!

So, I’m showing you my glow-in-the-dark Avengers shirt from Folded and Hung! As you can see, I’m not rooting for a specific superhero. I’m rooting for all of them!!! ❤

Showing in the Philippines at April 25! That’s only four days to go! Buy your tickets as early as now because I foresee a looooooong loooooong line at the cinemas. 🙂

 Crappy face. Ha ha.

See you at the cinemas, maybe? 🙂

❤ Cae